And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Did we literally take a cab across the street
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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