The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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