My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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