I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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