piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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