We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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