I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
the raccoons are back...
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