Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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