oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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