I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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