Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
tell your sister to shave her snatch
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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