problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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