Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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