Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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