Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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