Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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