I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
