About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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