I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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