Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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