So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
tell me about the fingering
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