i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
