and i looked up. we had an audience...
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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