the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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