It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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