In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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