lets start a swedish sibling band together
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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