Dual....:-)
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Bring me that man meat
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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