Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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