I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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