bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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