Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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