Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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