i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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