East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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