is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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