My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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