we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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