woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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