there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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