But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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