What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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