i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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