My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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