Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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