i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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