I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
It's blow job season.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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