Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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