Porn is love you can see.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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