everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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