Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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