I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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