either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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