I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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