Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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