He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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