Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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